Ted Cruz is really in pain over this shutdown, and he wants to show the common man how he’s hunkering down in his office, ready to brave this out with no pages or staff to fetch him Tripple Venti Shiatzu Lambourghini Latte’s from Lobbyistbucks Overcompensating Coffee Emporium every time he snaps his well-manicured fingers, so he posted THIS on his Book of Faces page:
Many, many thanks to Gov. Sarah Palin for your friendship, support, and the care package!
Our office is now well-stocked for #HarryReidsShutdown.
He is totally in touch with how this shutdown ( #HARRYREID’SSHUTDOWN !) will affect already struggling Americans, and he’s showing his solidarity with them.
Because nothing says “I am in touch with the struggles of furloughed workers and mothers and children cut off from WIC” like posting pictures of fancy smoked salmon and other goodies shipped from the frozen tundra of Alaska to your cozy congressional office from the Queen of the $300,000 Speaking Gigs with Luxury Suite and Bendy-Straw Riders, Moossellini Palin.
I mean, working through a shutdown YOU caused while munching on smoked delicacies and drinking top-shelf juices from a carefully selected, most likely tax-deductible gift assortment, is JUST like wondering how you’re going to afford the skim milk, cheese, and Cheerios you couldn’t really afford before you were accepted into the WIC program and will now have to scramble to buy now that WIC is first on the Compassionate Conservative chopping block.
You go, Ted Cruz.
Share your pain.
We feel you.
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